Bring the evidence
Upload a Spotify or Letterboxd list. Taste Crime reads the patterns you hoped nobody would notice.
AI taste test · no alibi accepted
Your taste just became evidence.
Upload your Spotify or Letterboxd list. Taste Crime finds the pattern, writes the savage psychological read, and packages the verdict into one shareable card.
One upload. One verdict. No personality quiz nonsense.
Exhibit A
“You call it eclectic. Your queue calls it fear of committing to a personality.”
The founder promises
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Specific, not psychic
The verdict comes from your actual listening or watch history.
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Sharp by design
No ‘you contain multitudes’ filler dressed up as insight.
03
Yours to share
You choose whether the card stays private or enters evidence.
Case procedure
Three steps to a guilty verdict.
Less dashboard, more damage. Taste Crime turns a familiar list into a read worth screenshotting.
Take the psychological damage
One AI pass turns your habits, contradictions, and comfort picks into an uncomfortably specific read.
Post the verdict
Your roast lands on one polished card, ready for the group chat, feed, or public humiliation ritual.
Sentencing options
Pay for the level of damage.
Try a quick verdict, unlock the full case file, or keep both sides of your taste under investigation.
Plea Deal
$0
A sample of the prosecution.
- One list scan
- Short-form verdict
- Standard share card
Full roast
Guilty Verdict
$4
One-time. One list. Maximum specificity.
- Full psychological read
- High-resolution share card
- Multiple verdict lines
- No Taste Crime watermark
Repeat Offender
$7
Spotify and Letterboxd, tried together.
- Two full verdicts
- Two share cards
- Cross-examination bonus read
Cross-examination
Reasonable questions. Unreasonable answers.
The court is in session
Your algorithm has been talking.
Bring the list. Get the read. Decide whether your friends deserve to see the evidence.
Put me on trial